Happy Birthday buddy,
I hope you have a blast on your big day.Put a few pints down for Nick and I.
Beast, you had better get the Taxi ready for tonight.I have a feeling the man is going to go WILD at the Robin.

Cheers Tex,
Your buddy
Russ

Happy Birthday Phil,

I wanna see at least three Newcastles in your hand at any one time! I wish I was there to celebrate with you guys.

All the best,

Quietus,

Two days late, but Happy Birthday buddy!

Hoist a pint for me eh.

"Cheers!"

Tanx lads,
I downed a pint of Bathams at the Robin for each of you guys or was it 2 pints or 3 pints, double figures, I lost count.

Anyway I was wobbling down the road talking gibberish - like telling the better half that I loved her, and then I couldn't get the house key in the door and when I finally did I made a fast exit to bed and didn't move till next morning.
so I must have had a good night.


I have just been wondering how many beers I have drunk in my life

SCARY

Don't go there! Wondering how many bears you've consumed in your lifetime is like wondering how many stars there are in the skies, or how many fishes there are in the ocean... except when you wonder such a question it usually comes out like this. "Umph, uh how many... I mean I wonder how many, how many fishes I've drunk in space?" *hic* *blerble*

*wobble wobble*