1. David Coverdale in your pocket:

It will be rather like the 'Mr T in Your Pocket'.

The six 'sound bites' would be

'Where’s the sunset?'
'Ah! Recognition'
'A thousand thanks for your hospitality'
'COME ON WOMAN!'
‘My voice is an instrument.’
‘I feel so good that if you stuck an electrical cord up my arse, I’d probably be able to light up a good sized city’.


2. Dio Car alarm: When you try to break in the alarm screams GYPSSSSY.

Mazz, maybe you should look into a Phil Cope Bobblehead doll where Phil is holding his Gibson SG and constantly headbanging.